The Net is Slow

While browsing the net, and in accordance with the @OntorNet campaign that just kicked off in Lebanon, I came across, in a forum, lyrics inspired by the song "Let it Snow!". I STOLE (God forgive me) the idea; tweaked, edited and customized it to suit the Lebanese internet connection speed:

Oh, the network in Lebanon is frightful,

And it makes my life so stressful,

Our packets have no place to go,

Net is slow, net is slow, net is slow.

It doesn't show signs of stopping,

All those packets our hosts are dropping;

Bandwidth is turned way down low,

Net is slow, net is slow, net is slow.

I don't wanna stay up all night,

I just wanna submit this form;

A decent connection is my right,

not one that cuts with every storm

The network is slowly dying,

And, I fear, we're still denying,

But as long as snail's the way to go,

Net is slow, net is slow, net is slow.